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Well, this pretty much sums up the Heat’s season thus far.

Well, this pretty much sums up the Heat’s season thus far.

The Champ, The Custodian, and The Franchise predict playoff teams, attempt to explain the McDonald’s Ice Man, delineate the skill levels of people playing summer basketball, give their picks for end…

The Champ, The Custodian, and The Franchise discuss girls who have gotten pregnant or fat since high school, the NBA preseason, Gilbert Arenas’ faked injury, USC’s alleged NCAA infractions, summer…

35 points, 7-9 from the 3 Pt line, outplayed everyone but LeBron.
What else would you expect from Jesus?

35 points, 7-9 from the 3 Pt line, outplayed everyone but LeBron.

What else would you expect from Jesus?

John Wall has the most assists ever through the first six games of anybody in the history of basketball. That includes Magic, Oscar, Stockton, Nash, Kidd, Isiah, Cousy, Payton, and of course, Marbury. 
And he has to pass the ball to Andray Blatche.

John Wall has the most assists ever through the first six games of anybody in the history of basketball. That includes Magic, Oscar, Stockton, Nash, Kidd, Isiah, Cousy, Payton, and of course, Marbury. 

And he has to pass the ball to Andray Blatche.

Derrick Rose was the best player on the court by miles last night, as he is most nights.

That first step? Toney Douglas is still suffering from whiplash just trying to watch him go by. Who cares if the Bulls lost? That was awesome.

Also, very funny Danilo. 

John Wall’s stats through 3 games:
23.7 PPG, 10.3 APG, 4 SPG, 2.7 RPG
Although a small sample size, quite an introduction.
For some perspective, Blake Griffin’s stats through 4 games:
16.8 PPG, 10.3 RPG, 2 APG, 1 SPG
Who said the ROY race was done after Blake’s first game?
For even more perspective, Evan Turner’s stats through 4 games:
8.5 PPG, 5.5 RPG, 2.8 APG
No Philly, you definitely should have passed on DeMarcus Cousins who is only averaging 14 PPG and 6.5 RPG in less than 24 minutes. I mean, you already had Spencer Hawes.

John Wall’s stats through 3 games:

23.7 PPG, 10.3 APG, 4 SPG, 2.7 RPG

Although a small sample size, quite an introduction.

For some perspective, Blake Griffin’s stats through 4 games:

16.8 PPG, 10.3 RPG, 2 APG, 1 SPG

Who said the ROY race was done after Blake’s first game?

For even more perspective, Evan Turner’s stats through 4 games:

8.5 PPG, 5.5 RPG, 2.8 APG

No Philly, you definitely should have passed on DeMarcus Cousins who is only averaging 14 PPG and 6.5 RPG in less than 24 minutes. I mean, you already had Spencer Hawes.

Why didn’t Glen Davis dress up?
stationtostation:

Does anyone have any clue who Garnett is supposed to be?

Why didn’t Glen Davis dress up?

stationtostation:

Does anyone have any clue who Garnett is supposed to be?

Which is the more frightening thing about the Magic: Dwight Howard’s defensive presence, or Vince Carter’s beard?

Which is the more frightening thing about the Magic: Dwight Howard’s defensive presence, or Vince Carter’s beard?